Down With Skinny Jeans!

I don't care how skinny you are; you don't look good in skinny jeans. They are probably the least flattering thing that has ever happened to lower body fashion, and I can't understand why anyone in their right mind would wear them. Then again, I suppose most people who blindly conform to whatever style is "in" at the moment are not, in fact, in their right mind anyway. The sooner we move on from this trend, the better. My poor eyes can't take much more of this!